"What about 'Lindsay Dubois'? You need a pen name."

I told my parents I launched a  website and am going to dedicate time this year to get my manuscript out into the world.

They had questions.
​A lot of questions.
And pen name suggestions....Well, Dad had pen name suggestions. One pen name suggestion. 

P.S. Sorry I turned my phone the wrong way. I am not living up to the expectations put on my Millennial generation. FAIL.